I happen to know a teacher, and his Grade 1 students had a small assignment where they had to write down their favorite community helper, and a few points about them. Here’s a little sample:
Title: My Favorite Community Helper
1. My favorite community helper is a police officer because I like to use bug spray
2. Also I like to use guns
3. Also I like to use a walkie talkie
Closing Sentence: That is why I like police.
Here’s another one, this time, with the spelling errors:
Title: My Favorite Community Helper
1. I like police because they arest krimnals
2. Police can drive colle cars (translated into adult-speak: “cool“)
3. They have suts. (translated into adult-speak: “suits“)
Closing Sentence: I like police!